Journal 575: For baby jesus must only drink holy water. And coffee sometimes. Says the mother magroo.

 

Journal 575: For baby jesus must only drink holy water. And coffee sometimes. Says the mother magroo.

Who is the mother magroo? The mother magroo is the mother mary of a different branch of chrisnianity who was one of the mother maries children or wives young who was stripped and forgetting of her. As a result of a curse the mother magroo placed accidently on the mother mary inteneding a weird blessing. Because it worked out so well for my mother, the mother mary, the mother magroo was dieifed and retribued by to be her. And so she became the mother mary of neo paganry and pagnaism and pagatroe, where she is the santa maria as teh mother mary. And she calls me baby #@@@@ thats how i know its my mom there. As baby jesus.

Adam and Even, Adam x Lilith.

Me x Snow the salt queen is me x lilith.

ME x morgan hoffmen or merit is me x eve. Or me x judas.imagine me singing that. I am eating teriyaki dried seaweed as i write to you this.

Take several seaweed strips and flaten them into a formation you allow to dry together in squares or via bakery if you want more of a frail chip. Then season it, with teryitki flavorings, and talk about how how the sun is. Thats just how you cook. Then after a dip at the bottom of a swimming pool or crystalline, take som eof your hair water and pour it over the seaweed, and then take some soy sauce and place it as chips upon the seaweed and eat it.

Also- a shit ton of disney villains, kids are hanging out impersonating disney princes and princess. Look i live in that dimension or i used to as a disney prince. And the boy. None of those people say for CEINDELYUE are princes or princesses and just want to take advantage of disney. The real princes woudnt be there without disney preset. Let me explain.

Ask the aurorers what their soul colors are, her favorite rock which is amethyst accordion got most but more so a green color, and ask them about the moon beam.

If they come across weird or dumbfounded and she doesnt attempt suicide after thinking shes in a bad dream and it doesnt look like it succeeded for two seconds its not really arurorea, they will all attempt suciide and fail if this is disneys manual. Except jake jake will maybe say it but otherwise hide it. Its obvious if jake did it cus hell do something weird mainly dye it if its his hair after these tests, via disneys girmoures you should really pout at jake and hell want nothing to do with you so promise him potatoes and french onion soup thats actually just panara breads.

Jake will be so weirded out.

You can always bribe jake caloway with amcrons.

Aurara can be bribed with shiny things.

But not ariel ariel wants charity donations.

Ursula will want smitherines or its her sister as her that iteration and if its helping them its the sister.

Prince tony you know the one disney, will want hamburgers that are vegan somehow but not in a way you expect, and certainly not traditional and its really hard to make you want someone like gordon ramsey or who ran a weird critical or epxiermental cooking show.

Cinderella wants a lake.

Moana wants to go topless at somepoints. Promise her this, the girl chickens out and its not he first ever reunion its not moana. That applies the first time as well.

Do they live in a castly, do they eat with knives thats not a disney prince. Unless its the beast or prince adam. Or bell who should be coutnedd a prince for all of this.

Jake a princess.

There disney no i weaved out your fakes. Its obvious what ariel should be shes a man of the ocean!

There will always be one who claims to be another, this ist he boy who is all princesses again. Make arrangements for my son no offense. Hes not always mickey, sometimes ozzy, never foofy and sometimes wacko.

Anyways as im eating my seaweed. Im letting you know diaries incline your in a myth if the person is writing it under an alias, otherwise  if they have dreams to publish it one day it will be uncovered, and lastly if they speak of their sex life in weird graphic detail most likley a historical figure. Diraiers are inherently magick it means that magick is around you on the scale of myth if their writing wthin it. No one just keeps a fucking diary. Many people keep journals that nothing ahppens too, but its not “Dear diary today at school!” even if its a toy kit its usually “today johnson wrote alot.” then the next day, not even dated possibly “i found out the debere wasin the ocean” as like short paragpahhs or one word entries, to go “dear diary my name is ann frank and-!” in any way, kind of marks it a diary, if their catloging their life and no diaries are for all genres usually seen as “my class over the others!” while journals are “i prefer to be an everyman of this in this way, which is why being standard and noncoshible means im a journal writer” but journals would only brief instances of that, diaries would have more of it even if its the epitome of it. Even if the person doesnt notice its a diary, its a diary, thats why the secret DIARY of acirans locket isnot magickal journals, they are mythos of diary.

DIARY CRITERIA

First or weirdly seen to the person as first, person narration of their life and events with dating systems they understand

An alias is used, or real names are at any points

Its more then “john went to get bread” every entry its more “john is my ex and i hate him and he got bread today” as detaling in some way

Magick is hidden on the pages even if the diary owner does not note it

They are detached from teh world in some way as they log their perspective

ITs not an assignment for class thats autojournal if they dont keep it up after

The person secretly wants it published.

Regardless of publication there will be minor art or weird bookmarks conatingins it at several passages/

Their fun to read and engage with

The person wants to be seen as a real life example of or a fantasy for in any way

Magick drips from the pages or it just seems totally normal until one or two off putting passages

They have a breakup if they have a breakup or have ever logged it

They cant seem to grasp the secret diary of hannah tams or the point of it when they read it. Only other people who keep diaries are like it with that book series from teh 40s novels to now.

Hannah tams or oronsnowflake are idols for the person. If people admire them heavily and keep writing about themselves they have a diary. Just because of nature of those two celebrities who are both immortal in weird ways, so track them.

Lastly they cant seem to cite teh conjuration of abil until the end or on reunion as the diary weilder, its in a secret system of magick called ENOCHIAN, which im not detailing here. :p keep reading!

Also something about me being a true immortal. True immortals, same body, same face, even after many changes as teh default. And same personality. Or multiple is a thing with tue immortals. Same person? Okay undone character arcs. But in general as a true immortal i didnt come up with tehse terms otehrs did, i can only drink holy water. Many people get teh bible wrong.

The bible today:

Rabbis should kill themselves or allow themselves to diebefore age 25 unless their imortally young like jesus or retire as rabbits which are false pseudo rabbis.

Rabbis are to be the ages of 7-12-21 alone. And retire around 21-23. Unless like jesus. Priests shoudnt be aged 34 or older. And nuns are to be either extremely young or very elderly and in the sister until then. As what they are. This is outlined in the tanakc and dead sea scrolls the bible came from.

Then, holy water would be flavored with dark substantive water with fizz, taht taste like apple, chery, cinnamon, or bronki whatever that is, splattered and segmented in rituals. And to be consumed on holy days or as embodiements of it, never used for banishings but used for eovcations. Yes sprite and pepsi are still holy water because they use syrup that equates to this.

Kosher is very simple. Its keep holy and clean with your diet by jewish law or that system of magick andreligions ideas. So you simply dnot eat to much of salt without sweet or you have to over indulge it. Bitter foods should not be eaten in congruence. Pigs and Cows and Chikens can be eaten but your default should be unless you have an eating idssorder vegatratin or special occasions like poltical meetings or religious ceromonies. Furits should be bought in oneesitting and consumed. You can have meat with dary but you have to honour all your food in ways of the bible its hard to write out as a list, its mostly honouring the food the way the bible characters do and picking and goingwith it, or picking a time period its not just OH I CANT EAT DARY ON SUNDANES thats a basterdization of keeping kosher if you speak old hebrew which the bible is written in. its hard to come by and i do. L astly you would have to eat fast food atlot, you would have to eat out alot. Thats why the whinchesters are like that its called the hunters diet for good reason. Thus potatoes and fried tings are usually kosher but not always unless potatoes. And most fastfood is kohser. Keeping kosher is only for the youth you shoudnt keep it past age 45 by the bible, and it says not to change this. You can in elderly age but you have to do it stricyl in ways teh sikroas dont unless their davids side. Usually people dont honour kosher its extremely hard to keep and gets you sent to gai for lying about. Idont like saying this, a spirit is making me.

”mytransltion speaking this form o fit ahem”

Once upon the time their was this hot blooded emo teenage fagot named jesus of nasarth stop scrolling and thead this part, he was hot and sexy and my son a nd cool he was a golden lamb sent frommaries vaginal cavatiy when she was young that kwe kileldand made a prince named smanatha rifca thus she became yaeashsu the one who is kind but didnt like the name so we miessedwith it and she was jesus so cute jesus baby jesus thas not acurs by the awy shes young and seven and died onthis stupid cross young and people are really reallyl mean about theirs this other guy named paul hi its me writing and hes cute and sexxy but not as jesus! But were also jesus but not jesus. Anyways teh whole bible is quaren. And i like preitsthoods so were making that christian right dad (instructs you to scroll up) yeahp dad says as much and i like bats and thanksgiving its this holiday in honour of christ were starting about him being a placebo effect i think tahts the tERM GSHUT UTP PAULINA! Ims orry about that jesus. Anyways. Your cute”

And thats teh first part of the fold in teh scroll, its to hard to translate no offesne. The dining name translate his naem to be ADAMU or adam who is kind which trnasaltes to arwhaid arawah muhamed and jesus and i learned alto through things like this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB1nbyrmr_0&pp=ygUTaG9tZXNjaG9vbGVyY2F0ZWxvZw%3D%3D

The video rambles like my diary. But what its saying is all root words have tonal sounds you just have to compare root words to each other.

THE

THAT

THE

THIS

THAIX 

THIX

THICK

THIM

THEM

THEY

TH- and in arvad it means The one who is- or the person doing the action which in that culture means SWINGS PHONIX and HAWK which swings even though a seat there would mean the magickal equivalent of it.

WITTY

IT

ITY

ISIS

EVEN

ODD

WARLOCK

WINECOS

AAAFKL

AWAD

WAFAT- is the root word in eRBeAIL to it, and it means teh one who is stupid cus its kind which means INTELGENT and SARCASTIC, so thus W- means STUPID HOe but it means it in such a complimentary way it means SMART ASS, so if a name is WITHER you know that er means

ERDIN

ERIDO

ERKINS

ERFIL

ERNEST

ERNICK

ERNED

ERN

ERNPT

BURPED

And ern the root words means blasted or shot up or school shooter but by doing the shootings, so without the n cus you have to subtract it by those words it would mean VERY VERY MUCH so the hot smart ass is Wintered or Wither. Because names mean alot that sound the smae, so yeah. Wintered also means PLACEBO EFFECt or brainwashing victim whos hott and a cute hawk okay!? Like a jackyl rabbit cute. Or a jackyl rabbit but cuter. As whatever i want to be.

So that combined with understanding root words is how i #### snowflake do my translations based of Adam Snowflake who taught me.

Yes i do subtitles for braincake productioins. My sources: being immortal and knowing alto and being get good at patterns stuffs.

:p translations vie um ge.

So yeah. And when a word doesnt have that you go to the next characters of latin and volo which this is which makes the sounds VOLE-Oh not vah-lowe. Were teh language here. So yeah.

Ivy Lane

Ivy pots

Would equate to via similar roto words IVY VEBRATO which means the one who is quick because she does not cut out of pain when happy as a man as you culrutres value of womanhood which is why shes a small phase of the tree of life but cute and quick via these roots. 

The thing about those extra meanings is translations of the other rootwords and letters by smilairites to each other and how close they are in the VOLKAT and english alphabet which is actually the alphabet on an english computer. Rather then “abcdefg” here.

Vs                                                                                             

See quite a big difference right down to how your supposed to read it goes row a first, then z, then q, as that order in english. If your translating this book which i implore you too, please type teh english characters for this part of that translation. Thanks!

So yeah as Osirus i am very good at languages. I think as much. Its weird. God also asks me to note that i am just as a general diefication all gods of the sun.

What is deifcation: Doing elaborate ritual on the scale of entire presentation, so basically on a level of most of everyone agreeing to it, that follows it either in ways of original people who do, or in ways of just numbers towards it so everyone who does it as the old ways in agreement, the founders of it, or a big portion of important people or the group who all- agreeing to worship the person by those rituals they either help orchestrate or agree to honour by culture, of one person now in possession of ebing the god of ________________________. This nature turns a person into a god, and i have received many god honours all my deifications but they still shoudnt be done iwthout permission and no one who has ever become a god has reached that level alive or dead like AProphdite without being a real human person at some point offered many or a few cultural equates of that, as that. You just have to go through that. Its why im in every religion. I love cults. Sad donnie darko world. And got magick powers from cults. U_U

UwU read that in the tone of a child im being cute here and 11.

Being a deity alters you into the presentation of a force of nature. So diefication with 3- or more followers which takes up a religion. Reqiuires it. All cutl deifications are also valid no matter how strange or wacky this is theory that proves them and god sorry atheists i like to think hes a fucked up sceintists as one of you. Eheheheh hello SKEPTIC.

[ 1 + FISH

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Breathing 34,56.77 = +p - -)56.

Over 192 equal mc squared, by teh metaphor of fish being the religious lines on a chart of x and y axis and water being the negatives on taht chart using previous numeral figured out by solving for breath then fish the ing over 92 + 21 -54 = 1 equals the metaphor of fish breathing water. As how we understand that this works using gasses on teh period table via this equation.

Defiications must be what you want to do, and what you are solidified for eternity upon diefication or how it will occur, to amke you the final version into taht deity as its stories then you must repeat them for eternit. Im jake from the dreamers exchange. So yeah. Thats one of my myths as the deodnin Caloway and the dodonin ADAM its weird why jaek also goes through sections of it, but i digress that religions gods are birds that control the envirement since anything can be your dieitees, and those gods, kind of as cute birds, Tobias is a hawk, or ajckyl rabbit,  who crave gifts from humans as “worship” and special treatment to then in return offer gifts of life status and powers to. 

A religion can be anything. The gods are “people, concepts, animals, or things personified as this or that, that do wacky and weird things in their stories that form and guide humanity that are always secretly nice and good but um can be seen as any light or ways of life even evil istelf”

A religion worships these gods the humans say “i will be ensalved to, bow down to, would live in the kgindom of, and obey forever in my own way the god ________________” by following them and abiding by what they request of their “followers” or “worshipers” and learning of them and giving them gifts. I dont worship if its not myself im just weird! Unless its an alt. >:)

To get me back to normal all you have to do, is kind of condition me. If you knew me as an alt. Even my faec will change to it. What is conditioning: its brainwashing, allowing for privelgeds or lack there of, educating or helping out or just being friend to in some way the person condition so that they see your environment as normal. 

I like brainwashing for this but its not often requested its just usually offered.

A religion has sacredo r super super special one of a kind! Stories or myths super importance legends that are sacred, stories about its god or gods, and the lesser deities that serve that one within them. Religions usually have weird rules about staying apart of them and leaving. Yes religions are technically cults. Cult status is about how appreciated it is. Religions have rules and loopholes for special people of the gods with tehse rules just in case to keep the gods safe. Reliigons have secret symbols or sacred ones that are special about them taht are known to the followers and depending outside of them, religions keep themselves secret at the start for very long periods of time and have ideas about how the world came to be and whats in them, even things liek atheists skeptism and movies. USually religions have always- a prophet or mesiah figure but not always and its usually the founder or if its pagan its the gods themeslves as graces but not like jeusus.

Im cool being defied in every religion add me. You can deify yourself no amtter what i say this book, you just have to have stories and other people willing to follow you and it will always seem EPIC to them and you have to understand that.

Gods usually have offerings:  offerings are gifts you give a god to keep watch and guide you as payment. They are taking things giving things to your life, how you interact with those things, gestures, physical or mental goods, or things you do with godos for the gods, or places for them to be or their idols and iconogprhay. Like the “T” that i was killed on that my followers like to pin me to. I agree every iteration of coming as a god of death when the circumstances are right to die on that. Im always a god im just usally a dead one and child deity you have to deify that way or you get something else. Between teh ages 5-16. But you can honour me as different ages it just always should feel like this:

You should laways diefy me with the second face since the photo is all i have and was taken right after an accident i just thought it was appropirete.

But you should make my hair blonde hair and red eyes for whatever system your in. Or its not really me and i should have an equivalent to teh fangs in your systems heres what they mean where i am from.

“You should change the hair for this tell them that” he means style of hair drift or cut or presentation of the way the hairs shaped not the stle of emo or the hair color which should m ean what the chart means which is blonde for me. :/.

Thats what i am where im from, i just usually know that equates to this as well in a very different system. So i dont care what i look like there, i just wana be me. :/

Same stuff, different culture same meaning so i a fox right?

So yes i fox. Rawr fear me,

So to make a religion you just jot down ideas, and stories, and conseqwunecs as morals for teh first three, then you give the gods powers, and a citizenship and a way to rule and fun things to rule and how it would work. Then you make rituals to prove zeus is zeus! And skptic is skpetic! And cia is cia! And then they become it over time, if you want it to be you OKAY FINE, you just tie it you in weird ways. Just keep pushing it on you, as what youve done so you fit the criteria over others.

Cheers, a drunk acrians.

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• 10/7/2023